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Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships) letra
Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too
[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet
Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16
[REPEAT CHORUS]
If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
MC Lars - Letras
- (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
- (Rock) The Bells
- 21 Concepts
- 911 Am
- Ahab
- Altered State
- Annabel Lee R.i.p.
- Art Of Darkness
- Atom You're Awesome
- Birth Of A Phish
- Buddhism For Dummies
- Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
- Certified
- Child's Play
- Cry Tonight
- Cry Tonight
- Deangelo Vickers
- Do The Bruce Cambell
- Download This Song
- Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
- Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
- Flow Like Poe
- Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
- Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
- Geeked Out
- Generic Crunk Rap
- Going Back To Brooklyn
- Guinevere
- Guitar Hero Hero
- Hey That's Me
- Hey There Ophelia
- Hipster Girl
- History's Greatest Assholes
- Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
- Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
- How To Be An Indie Rapper
- Humphrey the Whale
- Hurricane Fresh
- If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
- iGeneration
- Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
- It's a Latin Thing
- It's A Party Y'all
- It's not easy (Being green)
- Judas Priest
- Kidney Stones For Easter
- Lars Attacks!
- Lenore (I Miss You)
- Lolita
- Make a Friend On 27Th Street
- Make Way for Ducklings
- Male Feminist
- Manifest Destiny
- Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
- Missing White Girl Syndrome
- Mr. Raven
- My Biochemical Romance
- My Rhyme's Rhyme
- My Rhymes Rhyme
- Nerdcore Died
- Nerdcore Players
- Oneonta (Eli Porter)
- Paul And Phil Are Friends
- Paul Is Dead
- Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
- Rapgirl
- Reaping Beauty
- Rock Star
- Running Trains
- Sarah
- Scientology = WTF?
- Shvensen Fitzlogic
- Signing Emo
- Single And Famous
- Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
- Somebody's Watching Me
- Something Wicca This Way Comes
- Space Game
- Stat-60
- Straight Outta Stockholm
- Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
- Super Scope
- That's Cpr
- The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
- The Bonus Track For Japan
- The Dialogue
- The Game
- The Giving Tree
- The Gospel Of Hip-hop
- The Lint Song
- The Roommate From Hell
- The Séance At Harpers Ferry
- The TellTale
- This Gigantic Robot Kills
- True Player For Real
- Twenty-three
- Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
- UK Vica Versa
- UK Visa Versa
- Venomous Box Jellyfish
- We Fresh
- We Have Arrived
- Where Ya Been Lars?
- White Kids Aren't Hyphy
- Yes I Am an Alien
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